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A Buddhist Zen master went up to a hot dog stand vendor at a baseball game and said: "Make me one with everything." When the Zen master paid with a $20 bill, the hot dog vendor put the bill in the cash drawer. "Where's my change?" the Zen master asked. "Change must come from within," the hot dog vendor replied!
A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself without help from her mother. She said, "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail. AMEN." A three-year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom. I KNOW they're my feet." A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the
groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the
table. "What are you doing," his mother asked? "The box says you can't eat
them A mother invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her
six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I
wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy
say," the mother answered. The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people Thank you to Moira Hutchinson for these jokes, submitted on 1-27-2000!
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